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Wei Wuxian | 魏无羡 ([personal profile] singlelogbridge) wrote in [community profile] ximilialog2022-09-17 03:09 pm

Open | RIP Sebastian + catch all

CHARACTERS: Wei Wuxian, a giant dead crab, and you!
LOCATION: The kitchen/mess hall
DATE: September 17th
CONTENT: Eating crabs
WARNINGS: None at the moment



A

[The day after their return from Xrisora, Wei Wuxian can be found having taken over one of the stoves in the kitchen. Lying on the counter next to him are two crab legs—that is, two giant crab legs from a Titan Crab. How did he get them here? It is a mystery. Anyway, he’s taken over a part of the kitchen with his crab shenanigans and is slowly but surely beginning to cook one of the legs up. After a while, he makes the executive decision to freeze a leg and a half because there is absolutely no way they’ll be able to eat all of it.

Anyway, he is cooking so much crab.

At some point he is absolutely burning some of the crab. Maybe someone can supervise? Please come save the crab.
]

B

[Somehow, most of the crab gets cooked without being burned or ruined in some other way, which means it is time to season it! Do you like your crab spicy? Obviously you do, why wouldn’t you? Who doesn’t like spice? Only crazy people, that’s who!

Thankfully, Wei Wuxian is friends with Itachi which means he’s aware that some people on the station can’t handle spice. This means that most of the crab is boring and only has some melted butter on it, and absolutely zero eye searing red flakes and spices.

Everyone should help themselves to crab. Their options are terrible, boring, (perfectly fine) normal crab, or delicious, stunning, wonderful (hope you didn’t need your tastebuds or your esophagus!) spicy crab.
]

C
[And at some point, a text across the network.]

I’m making crab!

[That’s it, that’s the text, he doesn’t have time for this network nonsense, his pan is on fire!]

D

[Wildcard it! Crab related or other!]
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[personal profile] oiorpata 2022-10-03 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ she laughs, a little bit, through her mouthful of food. she truly does just have infinite big sister energy, on account of being older than literally everyone on earth. ]

Luckily I don't have to do much bullying. He's the one more likely to bully me out. [ she likes to be a pain in the ass, because nicky agitated in the kitchen is always funny to her. ] Three brothers. A sister now too.

[ nile, she supposes, will be a sister. is a sister. she already likes the woman a lot, but that sibling energy hasn't quite manifested the same way as her boys. ] You?
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[personal profile] oiorpata 2022-10-03 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ had. she was right, and she thinks of lykon immediately. she calls them all her siblings, but that's not wholly true - they're a family and they're more, but it's the easiest way to describe it. ]

It's just the right size. [ it grows, it shrinks, and somehow andy remains the only constant. ]

[ she grins and takes another impolite bite of the crab. ] I'm sure if I asked them they'd say the exact same thing.
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[personal profile] oiorpata 2022-10-03 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ andy doesn't miss the subtle shift to his tone, but she knows all about those complications. lykon is dead, quỳnh is drowning, and the way she might talk about either of them differs - when she dares to bring them up at any rate. ]

All the boys, actually. [ she says it fondly. she'd been alone here initially, not terribly bothered as she was sure she would see them again eventually. she always does. ] Though it was just me for a while first, so there's no telling when anyone might appear.

[ she's not sure if he's hoping for either of his own siblings, or hoping they stay far away. ]
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[personal profile] oiorpata 2022-10-05 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Trust me, even before he was here I was being far too lazy in the kitchen. Sometimes a good sandwich does the trick. [ a good and weird sandwich, but she'll leave that part out. ]

[ she doesn't miss the shifts in his tone, the way he seems to be speaking more to comfort her than he is being actually casual about it. just because he's being open enough doesn't mean she feels the need to press for details. ]

No, not really. People come and go without reason. I was in Sedorum. I wonder if I met her. [ she doesn't remember the name shijie, but there are people and names that slipped through her awareness, especially in her earlier days on board. ]
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[personal profile] oiorpata 2022-10-08 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ andy's memory is.. bad. she doesn't even realize she's been on board the station for about a year now, but she wracks through it anyway and after a few long moments, recognition does flash. ]

I ran into her when she was wearing pants for the first time. We didn't speak too much though. [ she smiles, because it was sort of cute. every girl deserves a pair of pants if they want some. ] Still your sister. My brothers and I don't share parents either.

[ one look at joe will prove that much. ]

[ more recognition hits her face and she takes another wholesome bite from the crab; her current plate is near empty now, but she has definitive plans to take more. ] I know Xichen. He's a friend. That explains your magic music.
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[personal profile] oiorpata 2022-10-10 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ there is something about watching his delight that makes her glad to have shared it, especially if he is as ill likely to see his sister again as it seems. ]

[ siblings doesn't quite encompass all that she and her boys are to each other, but it's the simplest explanation. 'still family' works even better. they've never really fit into rigid roles anyway. ]

[ but, for the most part, she follows along with what wu wexian says, putting what she's seen him do in a new context thanks to prior conversations. ]
He explained cultivation to me, and I've seen him use his. I'm familiar enough with qi too, even though there's differences across our worlds. It definitely exists more as just a concept than an actual tool like it does for you. Hence the magic to me.
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[personal profile] oiorpata 2022-10-10 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I'd have the patience for it either. [ on top of the age thing, which extra amuses only herself for now. ] The kind of cultivation you do doesn't exist on my Earth, but I don't doubt it's teachable here.

[ her face softens at the mention of ziggy. ] She's come a long way on the axe front too.

[ yes. she is teaching the teenager to use an axe properly, but as far as andy's concerned, ziggy is learning to do it safely, and sixteen with a weapon was common a lot longer than people think! ]
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[personal profile] oiorpata 2022-10-11 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she's fairly certain her experience extends to her own youth, though she struggles to remember details given just how long ago her youth was. andy grins. ] She's very enthusiastic and very willing, which helps significantly. She's definitely going places.

[ given the nature of this place, isn't it better for ziggy to learn how to defend herself anyway? andy is sure plenty of people would step in without a second thought to help ziggy, but it doesn't mean there's always going to be a savior laying in wait. ]

[ for the other question, andy shrugs. ]
I spar with others, sometimes, but Ziggy's the only active learner.
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[personal profile] oiorpata 2022-10-15 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ andy likes ziggy a lot too. she doesn't typically have students, not like wu wexian is thinking - teaching and fighting with her brothers is not the same as guiding ziggy through wielding an axe. but working with the girl did leave her open to the idea of helping others on board. it just hasn't really come up too often. ]

[ again she shrugs. ] Whatever people want to use. It seems to be mostly swords or hand-to-hand.

[ it's not that much of an exaggeration. she has familiarity with most weapons on board ximilia, even if they're slighter altered from forms she knows. ]
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[personal profile] oiorpata 2022-10-16 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ she half grins at the mention of her most favorite weapon of them all. she still mourns the fact that it's not always the most appropriate blade to take on a mission. ]

Most people don't know how to use one, and I don't need the practice, but it does come out, don't worry.
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[personal profile] oiorpata 2022-10-17 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ there's a pause, where she shoves the rest of the crab into her mouth to give herself a few extra seconds to avoid answering. ]

Something like that. The axe was my mother's. [ somehow, admitting it was her mother's is easier than explaining the family specialty of wielding battle axes on the steppe has long since died out. ]

They're just not really common anymore, when I'm from. [ maybe moreso in his time, since he's from the same place as xichen. ] Do you know how to use one?
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[personal profile] oiorpata 2022-10-23 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she recognizes that he drops it, and it's a pleasant surprise. plenty of people might have pressed onward, especially given the rarity of axe use, but the fact that he doesn't leaves the window more open than it might have been otherwise. ]

[ andy remembers his aim and she nods approvingly at his skills, even the unsportsmanlike choices. ]


I like the composite bow more, even if they have gone a little out of style. [ she's biased, but any bow will do. ] The gentry are full of shit. [ it's fine, she'll say the quiet part out loud. ] Maybe they shouldn't do things worthy of assassination and they wouldn't have to worry about downplaying the usefulness of a knife. What about a gun? They're a little ahead of your time, but I've showed Xichen how to use one.

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