Oh, you could just up an' surprise me. Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough and don't mind regaling hospital staff with woeful stories of slipping and falling on ambitiously sized item of your choice.
（ but he's working as he talks, walking back a few stitches and then redoing them. he taps one with a finger as he holds the needles one-handed. ）
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Oh, you could just up an' surprise me. Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough and don't mind regaling hospital staff with woeful stories of slipping and falling on ambitiously sized item of your choice.
（ but he's working as he talks, walking back a few stitches and then redoing them. he taps one with a finger as he holds the needles one-handed. ）
Missed the purl.
（ local canadian, knows knitting??? ）