groupiedrifter: <user name=bushyeyebrows> (HEY SLUTS)
Newt Geiszler | Pacific Rim ([personal profile] groupiedrifter) wrote in [community profile] ximilialog 2021-10-14 03:15 am (UTC)

[Hey, if you wanna get laid, all you gotta do is ask, bro. Newt'll get out the KY jelly and riding crop, just for you.

Anyway, they're gonna be arm-linking buddies now, it's writ in blood.]


Eh, you'd probably have to rip my whole jaw off to stop my mouth from working.

I don't know if it's a real surprise or anything, but I've been hit in the mouth plenty of times, and mostly 'cus I can't help myself; this might be one of the few times me talking wasn't the reason, actually! So thanks for this new annoying experience!

... You're not from distant earth? I feel like I've been cheated and lied to.

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