[ Lean in to the surreal, that's what Jake always says. Tail wagging at the novelty of it all, he scrabbles up ahead of her, disguising the way his paws stretch to grip the surface. ]

Oh my bad, I must've confused you with someone else. You just look so much like you belong in a gang, y'know? [ Jake's panting grin broadens at his own joke. ] What should I call you?