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Jake T. Dog ([personal profile] doooooog) wrote in [community profile] ximilialog 2023-06-05 08:32 pm (UTC)

Well, how about this? Tomorrow’s Sunday. I’m usually up around 6AM, so you go ahead and call me up and I’ll show you how partake in the sacred human past time of loafing around. We’ll kick it, breezy style. Whip up some eggs benedict or something.

The easy part is not giving a flip when freeze dried egg powder is all you’ve got to work with.

[ Jake would probably need to make a few other substitutions, but he’s not gonna start sweating that now. ]

Trust me, Liv, I’ll have you harnessing your inner chill in no time. [ He takes a thoughtful beat, then adds: ] Notbob’s real name isn’t Benedict, either, right?

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