She came to this station in my sexy body to fix the friggin' atrocities committed by other orbers to perfectly innocent food.

[ He gropes for the salt, dumps a small fistful in the water then shoves the pitiful amount of macaroni that's probably sludge into the trash. Gross. ]

Uh huh. Probably as retro as a dishwasher, so scrub that pot you fucked up.