'Cause otherwise there wouldn't be a movie. Or at least it'd be a really boring one.

[Dante returns from his sojourn to the buffet table to take a spare seat next to Sabriel, his plate bearing two slices of strawberry pie. Whoever's suggestion this was, he's gonna kiss them full on the lips for this feast. This is the best strawberry pie he's had in years.]

As for Sauron, kinda hard to seal away a giant eyeball at the top of a tower. I think that's what he is. [A beat.] Unless I'm confusing him for the guy in white, they've got pretty similar names.