Eh, worth a shot. Guess that's why you're a fancy schmancy captain.

[Kirk always seemed like a grossly sentimental idiot to them, but he had to gain ownership over a ship somehow, huh? They bite their lip, tap a foot.]

Then we're at an impasse, and I'm really low on time. So. No offense — or maybe just all the offense, but. [So he casually reaches into his inner jacket, specifically to fetch the phaser in his possession.] I guess I'm gonna have to try blowing your brains out.