[It's all good, Newton's here, dude; he's just gonna catch all that weight and hoist you back up to your feet. Without giving Hermann an ounce of space to refuse, he just drags his arm over Newton's shorter shoulders and turns into a cane for a bit.]
To be fair, I think you technically went after the table's throat. It just fought back.
I hate to say it, but furniture can kick your ass.
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To be fair, I think you technically went after the table's throat. It just fought back.
I hate to say it, but furniture can kick your ass.