[But he's no seed expert, so who knows. Do chia seeds go in salads? He'll spend about two seconds wondering, then decides it really doesn't matter. Instead, he's still pondering this green beard idea.]
Wonder if you could use that as some kinda camouflage. Imagine sneaking through the woods covered in green. Roll in some pitch, then glue seeds all over. Practical invisibility once they sprout, right?
[Only, you know, not. But it's funny to picture, he decides.]
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[But he's no seed expert, so who knows. Do chia seeds go in salads? He'll spend about two seconds wondering, then decides it really doesn't matter. Instead, he's still pondering this green beard idea.]
Wonder if you could use that as some kinda camouflage. Imagine sneaking through the woods covered in green. Roll in some pitch, then glue seeds all over. Practical invisibility once they sprout, right?
[Only, you know, not. But it's funny to picture, he decides.]