[The real question is would he actually do that? No, probably not, but the thought is tempting.]

Yeah, heard some of that. I think Viveca even suggested we order stuff, but I don't know what kind of gifts they normally do for this holiday. Or, hell, what if you only give them to someone you're dating, that's common in some places. At least here they're all used to me asking a bunch of questions about this stuff.